“Oh, you poor, unfortunate man. Let’s get you out of those clothes immediately, and we’ll do whatever we can about the smell.” – Father James Helter
“But, I . . . alright.” – Homer Simpson
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Quote of the Day
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Quote of the Day
“What’s wrong, Jeremiah?” – Old Sheep
“It’s not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.” – Jeremiah the Sheep
“Oh, don’t you see, you do have a sin to confess, the sin of envy.” – Old Sheep
“That’s all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?” – Todd Flanders
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Quote of the Day
“Oh, can’t you see this man isn’t a hero? He’s annoying! He’s very, very annoying!” – Ned Flanders
“Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.” – Helen Lovejoy
“The guy’s hepped up on goofballs.” – Moe
“Let’s sacrifice him to our god! . . . Come on, we did it all the time in the 30s.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah! Hey, what gives, I thought you had a satellite dish?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure diddly-do! Over two-hundred and thirty channels locked out!” – Ned Flanders
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“Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you.” – C.M. Burns
“I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he’s coming back.” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville! . . . Ha ha! I am invincible! Invincible!” – Homer Simpson
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Quote of the Day
“God, if you really are God, you’ll get me tickets to that game!” – Homer Simpson
“Hidily-ho, neighbor! Want to go to the game with me? I got two tickets!” – Ned Flanders
“Why do you mock me, oh, Lord?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.” – Marge Simpson
“I know I shouldn’t eat Thee, but . . . Mmmm, sacrilicious.” – Homer Simpson
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“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middle man who jacked up the price, and let’s not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.” – Ned Flanders
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“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum
“Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders
“High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum
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“He’s gaining on us!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m scared!” – Todd Flanders
“Come on, Ned, move this thing!” – Maude Flanders
“I can’t, it’s a Geo!” – Ned Flanders
Happy Terminator Day, everybody!
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Quote of the Day
“What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.” – Lisa Simpson
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